This comment was made by Raishe Al-Ghoul.
He who spits at heaven, spits down upon himself.
Mahesh made this observation.
Beware the ice beneath the snow.
This is my favorite Squishy quote.
Single is good! Casual sex is even better!!
Overheard while watching GunBuster.
HaremPresident: "Man, that Noriko sure is bouncy!"
HNT: "Don't you know?! Anime characters are silicon based!"
These are from Lazarus.
- "I did!! and [Cat]'s about as direct as the northwest passage (i.e. full of ice and Eskimo)"
- Get a shot off fast. This upsets him long enough to let you make the second shot perfect.
- Once you know what you know, you can find out what you don't know.
If you control the media, you destroy democracy. If you don't control them, they will destroy democracy.
- Alvin Toffler
Falling in love makes smoking pot all day look like the ultimate in restraint.
- Dave Sim, author of Cerebrus.
...It is the paradox of human existence that man must simultaneously seek for closeness and for independence; for oneness with others and at the same time for the preservation of his uniqueness and particularity...
...People feel they love if they have "fallen for" somebody. They call their dependence love, and their possessiveness too. They believe, in fact, that nothing is easier than to love, that the difficulty lies only in finding the right object, and that their failure to find happiness in love is due to their bad luck in not finding the right partner. But contrary to all this confused and wishful thinking, love is a very specific feeling; and while every human being has a capacity for love, its realization is one of the most difficult achievements...
- "Man for Himself", Erich Fromm
"Welcome to Lee Carvallo's Golf Challenge. I am Carvallo. First, select your club...*click*... You have selected "three-wood". May I suggest a putter?... *click*... Three-wood. Now select your swing. I suggest "feather tap"...*click*... you have selected "!power drive!" Now, press the button to swing..."... *click*... Ball has landed in "parking lot". Would you like to play again?...*click*...You have selected "No"."
- Bart, playing computer golf on the Simpsons
"What's a great guy like you doing marrying a guy like Selma?"
- Homer Simpson talking to Seymour Skinner on the Simpsons
Loads of stuff here from Muskoka Joe who's got a new website! Woo!
- Fourth year Physics is comprised of a handful of painfully simple concepts made incomprehensible by mathematical symbols and notations.
- As a general rule, just leave [women] alone, and in a day or two they won't even remember being so insufferable.
Physics is to Math what sex is to masturbation.
- Richard P. Feynman
Comments from Steven Wright
- I took a Physics course that was so hard I couldn't find the classroom.
- It's a good thing we have gravity, or else when birds died they'd just stay right up there. Hunters would be all confused.
- Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song?
- If a word in the dictionary were misspelled, how would we know?
- If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.
In the bowling alley of Tomorrow, there will be machines that wear the rental shoes and even throw the ball for you. Your sole function will be to drink beer.
- Dave Barry
We have met the enemy, and he is us.
- Walt Kelly (in Pogo)
How embarrassed fear must be
When we find out what it's made of,
And we see this quickly when we do
The thing we're most afraid of.- Unknown
